January 2011
encyclopaediagalactica:
god damn, I forgot how fucking epic the bass is when I play things on my real stereo. fucking hell.
Isn't this how The Stand started? →
It’s probably nothing, but Utah’s Dugway Proving Ground — where the Army tests biological weapon defense systems — is on lockdown and no one can leave. “We are working […] to resolve a serious concern within the Test Area.”
PUPPY BOWL STARTERS →
Dirty Cupcakes and Brett Favre.
me: i got a best seller CRUMBS mini-cupcake set at lunch. help.
Hoi: haha, i can get down there in 45 minutes
me: and its 12 http://www.flickr.com/photos/steguis/4817143616/ coconut and chocolate ganash and a strawberry
Hoi: maybe it doesn't matter cuz it would be sitting in my belly by now
me: you dont even ask the name before going to town on it? you wh0re!
Hoi: listen, when it's over so quick, there's not even time to say his name, it seems like it's not worth the effort
me: ha. you need to take your TIME. i've been munching on this cookie dough for 10 minutes. enjoying the experience just because its small doesnt mean it can't rock your world.
Hoi: yeah, but the filling always oozes out so fast, i just have to take the whole thing in my mouth
me: it sucks to have a premature icing-er.
Hoi: haha...i think we have exhausted this one todeath
me: i was trying to see how many double entrandras (sp?) we could do
we got pretty far
Hoi: yeah, unlike brett favre, i think we should go out while we're ahead
me: what, you dont want me to text you from a hotel room with my cupcake out?
Hoi: haha...listen, it's just a sampler pack, so it's small. no need to go parading that around
me: size queen.
awesome still life(s)!
i love these creations from STILL LIFE: BENT OBJECTS (takes a ridic time to load though). my favorite so far is the marshmellow being pushed off the plank into a cup of hot chocolate.
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– Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.). dizzzam.
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mrsmoz:
Ever since I first saw it in the theater at 12 years old, DTMBD has maintained a constant position on my ever-evolving favorite-movies-of-all-time list, partially because of nostalgia, but mostly because it’s a solid, funny, film that featured kids that smoked cigarettes and pot, watched TV all day instead of playing outside, had dirty mouths, and embezzled money, yet still managed...
“I own “dark” and “sinister” is my bitch. I can look sinister in front of a...”
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