things i like

Gmail spam chats have bombarded me lately. Today I had this chat with a ladybot:

tastymellisa2: hey you

me: hello

tastymellisa2: hey i’ve been sitting around sooo bored and figured i’d say hii.. hope i didn’t bother u

there’s like no one around to talk to anymore… 25/female here how bout u??

me: i am a 34 year old gay man

tastymellisa2: ah cool so whats up????

me: working
it

tastymellisa2: lts so lame on here now i can’t stand it

me: i know, right?!!!

tastymellisa2: welll l got an idea if u wanna have sum fun!!! i was gonna get on my cam and “play around” a lil u should cumm join ;)

me: brilliant!

tastymellisa2: i found this awesome sitethat is just like facebook but w/o the stupid kids… wanna see???

me: i’m sooo into that, as a gay man, it’s my ult fantasy.

tastymellisa2: it only takes asecond to signup and it’s 100% free 2!!! [redacted] just click the ‘join FREE” at the top of thepage
after u signup u’ll be allgood and u can join my private chat and tell me what 2 do

me: can you make me an egg and sausage scramble?

tastymellisa2: yea u do need a c.c of sum kind but they wiII not charge u a single cent!!!!!!

me: that’s good, i hate getting bilked for eggs.

tastymellisa2: l can’t wait this is going to be so much fun.. wait till u see what i’m wearing right now lol i think u’ll like it;)

me: a hash brown vest?

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